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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:52
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the happy reality of our generation?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
share office space ...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts